Welcome! If you stumbled here because of an open application I have sent to your company, I apologize for wasting your time. The application was genuine and I would be happy to work with you, but this portfolio is really outdated and we all know this is not something that awes and amazes you. As of now, I am required to send those applications to everyone and everywhere even when we, including the Services, know it will lead to nothing. Of course if you are (still?) willing to give me the opportunity, please send me an email. For the rest of you, sorry for the inconvenience and I hope I have had the chance to actually update this if/when I send you the application next time.
